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I'm On Leave From Adulting Velveteen Plush Blanket – Cozy Funny Self-Care Throw

I'm On Leave From Adulting Velveteen Plush Blanket – Cozy Funny Self-Care Throw

$42.36 USD
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Wrap yourself in a soft, velvety escape that feels like a cozy timeout from the everyday. This plush blanket carries a playful illustration—coffee mugs, sticky notes, a tiny clock and laptop—captioned “I’m on leave from adulting.” It’s warm and tactile against the skin, with bright, high-detail printing on one side so the artwork pops. Use it for slow mornings with a mug, mid-afternoon naps, or to make a small apartment couch feel instantly more inviting. The mood is lighthearted and slightly rebellious, made for anyone who wants a quiet, comfortable reminder to breathe and press pause. Product features - Ultra-soft medium-heavy fabric (approx. 300 g/m²) for a plush, cozy feel - High-detail, vibrant one-sided print that keeps artwork crisp - Durable double-needle topstitching along all seams for long-lasting use - 100% polyester (or 83% polyester/17% spandex option) — shape-retaining and quick-drying - Meets safety and chemical compliance standards; intended for adult use Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
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